by Alan Robles
Having ingested too many televised committee hearings the past few days, I had a disturbed sleep where I dreamt I interviewed a congressman.
Me: Congressman, I can't tell you how excited I am to get an exclusive interview with you. Everyone knows how our congressmen are all so occupied flying abroad investigating things in Europe with their families, or are too busy speeding through Manila's red lights with their sirens blaring, it's wonderful you can find the time to talk to us.
Congressman: That's why you can only interview me in your dream