Super Crazy Marcos Loyalist Claims

Wed, 10/01/2014 - 10:31
 
 
By now, pretty much all of planet Earth - and probably a few neighboring star systems - is aware that Ferdinand Marcos was a lying, stinking, thieving butcher.
 
This is something that doesn't sit well with Marcos loyalists.
 
"Aww, he's not that bad", they say while drooling on their alphabet blocks (the complete loyalist set, A to B)
 
Loyalists don't like hearing that Marcos killed thousands of Filipinos, jailed and tortured tens of thousands more, and stole at least US$10 billion. They don't like hearing how Marcos chopped up the economy, dividing it with his family and friends, and chopped up Filipinos when they complained or looked unhappy.
 

Questions and Answers about the DAP controversy

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 18:34
 
 
Seeking enlightenment on the contentious DAP issue, we enticed renowned and enigmatic media critic Justin Spinboogers, Esq, from his brooding seclusion  to give us, with his trademark incisive and trenchant wit, the benefit of his sober and dispassionate insight
 
Impeach?Mister Spinboogers, what is DAP?
I don't know, let's impeach the President!
 
Is the DAP constitutional?
I don't know, let's impeach the President!
 
Did the people benefit from DAP?
I don't know, let's impeach the President!
 

How's your dictator?

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:29
 
                                                                                                                            graphic from Fight Back
Dear Filipinos
We at Shatweak, Schwindle & Troll Political Consultancy Inc understand your country has just acquired a brand-new dictator. Congratulations! Please take this brief questionnaire to help us determine if your new dictator meets strict international standards.
 

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