Can you believe Pia?

Sat, 02/19/2005 - 00:00
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Pia Guanio is deluded: she actually believes she doesn't have hordes of admirers. Recently, when we asked her why she still didn't have her own website, she replied,"I don't think I have that many fans."

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Yeah right. And the Pope? He doesn't live in the Vatican. Well Pia, you poor misguided girl, we hate to shatter your illusions, but we'd just like to call your attention to all those panting and baying sounds that erupt when you walk through any crowded room. Those are men losing control. And those smacking noises? Their tongues hitting the pavement.

Perhaps she isn't aware of the impact she has on males because she started her career working a job where good looks didn't count for too much. That position was staffer in a TV news feature show, where Pia did grunt work putting in hours interviewing, researching, writing and producing segments. After that, she took an offer to become number two editor in a glossy Internet print magazine where she showed she could turn out pretty good prose. It was also where she picked up a taste for reading Fortune, Businessweek and the Economist.

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Her career then took off, literally, when she became a "traffic angel", buzzing above Manila in a helicopter helping motorists by alerting them to congestion. That was the time when roughly half the city's male population started to notice what was long evident: Pia's a looker. A looker with a six-foot tall boyfriend. Sorry guys.

Now she's one of TV's top talents as well as a model, leading a hectic career not for the weak of heart. She gets through the schedule fuelled by strong cups of espresso, but she doesn't even have enough time to sit down and surf the Internet. What kind of life is that? Anyway, until somebody gets to work building that website for her, you fans out there (you know who you are) will just have to be happy with the pictures here. And you could also try reassuring her you exist in large numbers by writing her at this address. If you behave yourself and keep the drool level down, we might actually even pass on the messages to her.

Comments

Submitted by vhermie (not verified) on
im vhermie mend0za fr0m riyadh nurse hr.im ur fan..i lyk d way u h0st in eat bulaga en 24hrs sh0ws. Hrs my email [email protected] Cn u pls.grit me in ur sh0ws.tnx.ingatz

Submitted by shayne (not verified) on
hi pia msta?lam mo lagi ako nood ng eat bulaga..hehehe..and syempre pati fulhaws..i like you tlaga pati si bossing gsto ko kyo..sana kayo na Ang magkatuluyan..take care...

Submitted by ernie (not verified) on
nong una kitang makita sa m&amp;m ads..nabighani ako sa iyong kagandahan. ang iyong mga mata at ngiti ay bumibighani sa aking natutulog na puso. mahal na kita dimo lang alam...(ngayon alam mo na..)<br />keep up the good work.<br />God Bless!

Submitted by kaki (not verified) on
I LOVE BOSSING!!!! i hate pia for taking him away from me!aahahahaha!! but yeahh...pia's the truth!ahahaha..i love eat bulaga!!

Submitted by rizzanishikata (not verified) on
hi,pia musta?keep up the goodwork magaling ka as a host kaya go for it

Submitted by Armi Villanueva (not verified) on
Hi! Wanna know where you had your &quot; one length&quot; hairdo? Want to have a cut like yours.<br />Thanks!

Submitted by Armi Villanueva (not verified) on
Hi! Wanna know where you had your &quot; one length&quot; hairdo? Want to have a cut like yours.<br />Thanks!

Submitted by mamang sadako (not verified) on
Iwanna marry you someday, you the woman i want in my life... im always thinking of you evry night were together i hope this will happen...

Submitted by kikay (not verified) on
ang pangit mo. kya lagi makapal ang make up mo sa eyes dhil my pagka ling-du ka. hehehe...nwei sna magkatuluyan pa rin kau ni mr. vic sotto.sayang naghiwalay cla ni ms. dina mas mganda nman cya di hamak sau.bye bye

Submitted by Bahaa Semary (not verified) on
hello<br />i am bahaa ,from egypt ,27 years. really i don`t know u but really i likes you because of my old best friend she likes you too much and she likes every thing about you.really i need your help to ask her to go back to be my past and future best friend because really i miss her too much.she commented u already since long time her name is vhermie and her email also there.<br />thanks too much for your help.

Submitted by Bahaa Semary (not verified) on
hello<br />i am bahaa ,from egypt ,27 years. really i don`t know u but really i likes you because of my old best friend she likes you too much and she likes every thing about you.really i need your help to ask her to go back to be my past and future best friend because really i miss her too much.she commented u already since long time her name is vhermie and her email also there.<br />thanks too much for your help.

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