Questions and Answers about the DAP controversy

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 18:34
 
 
Seeking enlightenment on the contentious DAP issue, we enticed renowned and enigmatic media critic Justin Spinboogers, Esq, from his brooding seclusion  to give us, with his trademark incisive and trenchant wit, the benefit of his sober and dispassionate insight
 
Impeach?Mister Spinboogers, what is DAP?
I don't know, let's impeach the President!
 
Is the DAP constitutional?
I don't know, let's impeach the President!
 
Did the people benefit from DAP?
I don't know, let's impeach the President!
 
Do you feel government was poorly served by its legal advisers?
I don't know, let's impeach the President!
 
How do you feel about the way media is handling the DAP story?
I don't know, let's impeach the President!
 
Mister Spinboogers, is the President inept, or a ruthless autocrat?
I don't know, let's impeach the President!
 
Should the government ask the Supreme Court to reconsider its decision?
I don't know, let's impeach the President!
 
Is it possible that the government's legal defense is correct?
Hmm, actually, come to think of it, when you consider it carefully....
 
Yes...?
I don't know, let's impeach the President!
 
Mister Spinboogers why do you keep saying "let's impeach the President"?
I don't know, let's impeach the President!
 
Are you actually jumping up and down right now when you say that?
I don't know, let's impeach the President!
 
Shall we impeach the President?
I don't know, let's impeach the President!
 
"Mary had a little lamb." Your reaction?
I don't know, let's impeach the President!
 
Why did the chicken cross the street?
I don't know, let's impeach the President!
 
About that chicken...?
I don't know, let's impeach the President!
 
It crossed the street because it ran away with your payment for the week. Your reaction?
I don't know -- HEY WHAT THE HELL...GET THAT CHICKEN!! HUYYYY! TEKA, ANG AKING BAYAD!
 
 

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