Be my Valentine: our suggested gifts for the power elite

Mon, 01/25/2010 - 00:00
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SAM battery

There's your warlord boss, going about his business, doing what every respectable provincial governor does, tidying up his murderous mess and burying his latest batch of victims. Suddenly along comes a military recon helicopter, spoiling the fun and forcing him and his gang to scamper. Not good for dignity.

Give it up for good old uncle SAM. Give this sweet set of death dealing projectiles to your boss and he'll never be caught off guard by aerial snoops He'll welcome them with a surface to air reception that speaks from the heart. The reception that says "you're going down sucker."

With the intruding choppers flamed, your warlord can go back to patting the earth properly, making sure his genocide victims are resting in pieces. For any follow up land force, see our line of landmines.

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