Out of Focus
by Alan Robles
A highly-paid "medical expert" yesterday warned that imprisoned senators are at risk from a rare and possibly deadly condition.
According to Syd Bragsafe (MyD), the condition is called "Being In Jail" and could pose a serious life risk.
A "statistically significant" number of Filipinos lack a gene that lets them detect satire, a new study claims.
Scientists at the prestigious Asian Research Institutes for Understanding Humor and Silly Walks (ARIUHSW) yesterday announced that many Filipinos apparently lack the Satire Gene (SG).
According to the institute's spokesperson Dr. Soon Tu Ve Hung, SG deficiency "prevents people from distinguishing the true from the ridiculous."
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