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Computer AI tasked to analyze elections keeps bursting into hysterical laughter

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 08:00
An Artificial Intelligence (AI) program designed to analyze the mid-term elections keeps bursting into hysterical laughter, its designer complained yesterday.
According to Isidro Maytinola, his Total Election Comprehension and Analysis Just For You (TECAJFY) computer program suddenly started emitting sounds of "clearly mocking hilarity" shortly after it was fed a lot of data about the May 13 polls.

Let's raise politicians!

Fri, 02/25/2011 - 00:00

Hello to all our viewers out there. For today's show we'll learn how to start a small business raising an animal which is very much in demand these days.

I'm talking of course, about the politician. The market for this creature is huge - why even as we speak, they're being bought and sold all over the country!

How do we cash in on this boom? Before we go into that, look here, I bet you never knew these animals could be so companionable. Look, isn't this one cute and cuddly?


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