Dear politicians: soon it will be February. You DO know what that signifies, right? What do you mean, "three months till elections?" And why are you drooling?
Out of Focus
By Alan Robles
originally published in Filglobe.com May 2008
Many of us undoubtedly dream of the day when our politicians will make themselves useful, ideally by locking themselves in a large incinerator. Or failing that -- after all, if the incinerator was a government project you can bet it wouldn't function and would be the subject of a perpetual investigation -- they could go out and get real jobs.
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The Press Secretary is articulate, well-educated, and highly intelligent. So how come so many people don't know what the hell he's talking about most of the time?
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You're holding an election, the President is coming over to check on things and you don't know what to serve for the occasion. Dear oh dear, what do you do? Never fear! From the Comelec kitchens, we bring you these time-tested favorite recipes as prepared by our famous chef, Garci.