Out of Focus

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Quick n' EZ political excuses

Sat, 01/20/2001 - 00:00

So you made a slight miscalculation. You supported a certain person and irritated millions of people. Well, doesn't everyone make mistakes? Must you undergo plastic surgery or walk around with your head in a bag the rest of your life? Does this mean the end of your career? All that money spent in the last election down the drain? Why, you even hocked your relatives didn't you?

God! Help us! Our President is a catastrophe!

Wed, 03/08/2000 - 00:00

Lord, we know You have singled out Filipinos for severe testing.

Why else would You make us inhabit a country parched by the sun and lashed by the seas? A country where the very earth convulses in bloody agony and vomits fire and rocks, where the heavens pour forth floods? A country where ships founder into the deep, aircraft plummet from the blue, poison billows into the sky and the traffic in Manila isn't that great either?

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