Out of Focus
Dear politicians: soon it will be February. You DO know what that signifies, right? What do you mean, "three months till elections?" And why are you drooling?
By Alan Robles
originally published in Filglobe.com May 2008
Many of us undoubtedly dream of the day when our politicians will make themselves useful, ideally by locking themselves in a large incinerator. Or failing that -- after all, if the incinerator was a government project you can bet it wouldn't function and would be the subject of a perpetual investigation -- they could go out and get real jobs.
Is your blood pressure rising again? Are you choking into your coffee? You're probably reading the newspaper or watching the news on TV. Isn't it about time you did something about all these negative vibrations and destructive impulses?
Now, you can kick back and play this great new game. It's easy!
- Just print out the yellow playing card below.