Out of Focus


Imagine if our Congressmen worked as call center agents?

Thu, 05/21/2009 - 08:00

By Alan Robles

originally published in Filglobe.com May 2008

Many of us undoubtedly dream of the day when our politicians will make themselves useful, ideally by locking themselves in a large incinerator. Or failing that -- after all, if the incinerator was a government project you can bet it wouldn't function and would be the subject of a perpetual investigation -- they could go out and get real jobs.

Throw out the clowns

Tue, 03/20/2007 - 00:00
Our folklore is populated by frightful, bizarre monsters. For instance, there's the aswang, a shape-changing horror which eats human fetuses and runs for public office. Or the amaranhig, an undead creature which tickles victims to death and runs for public office. Or the tikbalang, a horse-headed humanoid that attacks unwary travelers and runs for public office.


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