Out of Focus
The Press Secretary is articulate, well-educated, and highly intelligent. So how come so many people don't know what the hell he's talking about most of the time?
Hot Manila's ten reasons why you wouldn't want Gloria to be your labandera:
You're holding an election, the President is coming over to check on things and you don't know what to serve for the occasion. Dear oh dear, what do you do? Never fear! From the Comelec kitchens, we bring you these time-tested favorite recipes as prepared by our famous chef, Garci.
All right, so we know it's the President who's "Ma'am." But who is this "Garci" she's talking to? Everybody and his dog have their ideas on the matter. Anyway, we put together our finest investigative team, and found out we didn't have any. So we did intensive and extensive research on the matter and have produced a list of suspects who might answer to the name "Garci."