4 vaccines for all occasions

Tue, 01/30/2018 - 17:16

by Alan Robles

Does the new year find you depressed? Feeling unhealthy? Perhaps what you need is a vaccine shot. Good news! Our pharmaceutical firm Digong MyLabs has exactly what you need! We’ve just introduced several vaccines suitable for every condition, budget and social occasion.

What’s that? You’re screaming that you’re worried? Because of the controversy over dengvaxia? Have no fears. All our vaccines are fully tested by our special qualified researcher, Rainier Astupidillo. We found him outside on a highway overpass throwing stones at passing cars. But he was willing to be tested in exchange for a few “likes” on his Facebook page.

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